no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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