It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
