i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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