Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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