I want to make a zoo with you.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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