Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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