508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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