Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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