How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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