My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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