The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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