So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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