you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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