spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you win again, gameday.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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