Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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