Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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