Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Drake has all the answers
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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