i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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