i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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