in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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