Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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