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Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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