i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
