Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Life is so much better after having sex.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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