My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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