He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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