i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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