Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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