i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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