i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
