check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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