do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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