just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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