I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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