In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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