pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We’re leaving where are you
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