is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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