i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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