is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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