I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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