if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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