she woke up with a sticky ear
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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