I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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