Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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