If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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