Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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