Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Such a big mess for such a small penis
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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