Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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