They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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