there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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