dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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