idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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