How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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