Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize