Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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