is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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