It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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