i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
The ass gains better be worth it
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